peclro:

if you unfollow me, you wont be kissed by your crush on Friday at 1:30. sorry i dont make the rules.

(via tveenager)

have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again

(Source: niallar, via chickennuggetsdude)

conor-cymex:

mydogsnokes:

i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days

diamond

the word you’re looking for is diamond

(via rad1calcunt)

WHEN I HAVEN’T SEEM MY BEST FRIEND IN A WHILE

laugh-addict:

(Source: howdoiputthisgently)

ostracizedpoodle:

who am i shaving for

(via blow-job-queen)